TrifectaLy Glossary
Abs
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Hotass body part that all TrifectaLy must swear on
2) Usually preceded by Rippling; Ex: I swear on Hotass's Rippling Abs
see also: HOTASS; RIPPLING
AHHHHHH(HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Exclamation of amazement, lust, adoration, awe, etc.
2) Usually expressed in response to magnificent fanarts or fanfics or HA
pics that absolutely droolworthy and swoonworthy
3) Equivalent of ::jaw_drop::
see also: anything to do with HA
Bashing
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) To express true feelings towards DP, DP and Rory together, or anyone who
subscribes to the crazy notion that DP and DP/Rory are better than HA and HA/Rory
2) What is NOT allowed on FanForum threads
3) What is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED on the TrifectaLy site and during meetings
see also: DP; HA; RORY; FANFORUM; MEETINGS; TRIFECTALY
Boxers
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Article of clothing keeping the TrifectaLy from Hotass glory
2) Article of clothing that Meg/Tease has had in her possession for too long
3) Referenced in the Project
see also: HOTASS; PROJECT
Charlie NEW!
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Tristan's new name
2) Reason why HA is no longer on GG
3) Man-ho (albeit with more abs screen time) on Dawson's Creek
see also: ABS; HA; TRISTAN
Chia, or Chia Head NEW!
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Product that grows green moldly looking grass or whatever
2) Thing on top of Charlie's head that passes for hair
3) Not Tristan's hair; wild, gross, unbrushed, too long, grungy
see also: CHARLIE; TRISTAN
Chilton
Origin: GG
1) Place of Hotass and Clueless wooing
2) Prestigious prep school in city of Hotass love -- Hartford, Conn
see also: CLUELESS; HOTASS; LOUISE; MADELINE; PARIS
Clueless
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Nickname for Rory Gilmore
2) References her inability to a) see just how attracted Tristan is to her,
and b) realize just how attracted she really is to him
see also: RORY GILMORE
Corrupt
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Mission of all TrifectaLy
2) To have nekkid HA thoughts
3) What no one is safe from
4) Thinking nekkid HA thoughts every waking and sleeping moment
see also: HA; NEKKID; TRIFECTALY
Corruptor, The or Corrupter, The
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) One who corrupts by bringing out everyone's inner perv
2) Member of the TrifectaLy; position currently held by Winnie
(aka MsPooh, Pooh, Twin)
Corruptor Info
see also: TRIFECTALY
D---
Origin: FF
1) Name of Rory's first boyfriend
2) That which cannot be mentioned by the TrifectaLy for fear of mauling
see also: DICK; DP; MAULING; PRICK; RORY GILMORE; SMUSH
Der
Origin: TrifectaLy
Term used to acknowledge the obvious
Ex1: Anyone: Tristan/Chad is a Hotass.
Meg: DER!
TrifectaLy: Double DER!
Ex2: What a der!
Dick
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Nickname for D---
2) He of the mauling and other stupid stuff that HA would never do
see also: D---; DP; MAULING; PRICK; RORY GILMORE; SMUSH
Dissertation
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Extremely long, pompous piece of fiction usually written by Pooh
2) 60+ pages of HA
see also: Catharsis (aka The Dissertation); HA; POOH-LENGTHER
DP
Origin: Nathan, aka MrSchimpf
Short term for Dick Prick, the TrifectaLy-appointed name for D---
see also: D---; DICK; PRICK; SMUSH
Eating Face
Origin: TrifectaLy, GG
1) What Tristan/Hotass does so very very well
2) Perfect, hot, heavy make-out session b/n Hotass and TrifectaLy
3) What Rory has yet to fully experience
(or else she would not still be Clueless)
4) In reference to Star-crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
5) Opposite of mauling
see also: CLUELESS; HOTASS; MAULING; TRISTAN DUGREY
Fecta
Origin: TrifectaLy
Member of the TrifectaLy
see also: CORRUPTOR; ILLUSIONIST; INSTIGATOR; TEASE; TRIFECTALY
Ficlet
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Short fic (specialty of The Instigator)
2) Opposite of insanely long short fics (ie. those written by The Corruptor)
see also: TrifectaLyFics
FF (Fan Forum)
Origin: FF
1) Place of TrifectaLy corrupting, instigating, teasing, and illusiveness
2) Site where fans of The TrifectaLy congregate to worship them in order to get
some hotass
see also: FanForum
Fondle
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Action done to the Hotass Mailbox in order to contact The TrifectaLy
2) When just "clicking" on the Hotass isn't enough
French Soda Monitor
Origin: Nate
1) Nickname for Paris
2) One in need of good loving
(but not from HA b/c he's busy servicing The TrifectaLy and Rory)
see also: PARIS
Grrrrrr (or GRRRRRRRR)
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Expression of aggravation and frustration
2) "Yummy" ~ : Equivalent of "jumping" followed by drooling
Ex: I want me some Hotass!! Grrrrr!
3) "Evil" ~ : Directed at Narcs, Dick, and this website
Ex: The freaking Narcs are trying to take over the world! GRRR
see also: DICK; HOTASS; NARCS
Gyrate
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) One of the many things Hotass does well
2) Word that started the compilation of TrifectLy Glossary
see also: MOUNT; THRUST; HOTASS
HA
Origin: TrifectaLy
Short term for Hotass
see also: HOTASS; OFFICIAL TRIFECTALY PIC; TRISTAN DUGREY
Happy Nekkid Hotass Dreams
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Substitute for "sweet dreams"
2) Spoken at the end of every TrifectaLy meeting
see also: HOTASS; NEKKID; MEETING
Hotass
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Nickname for Tristan DuGrey
2) References his sexy, perfect body
3) Used in statements of exclamation
Ex: Holy Hotass! What in hotass! You bet your hotass!
see also: HA; OFFICIAL TRIFECTALY PIC; EATING FACE; TRISTAN
DUGREY
Illusionist, The
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) One who never seems to be there, but always is
2) Member of the TrifectaLy; position currently held by Ly
(aka Snowcrystal)
Illusionist Info
see also: TRIFECTALY
Instigator, The
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) One who stirs up trouble... constantly (a la Eclipsing The Dream)
2) Member of the TrifectaLy; position currently held by Heidi
(aka Diddleesquat, Eeyore, Eeys, Twin)
Instigator Info
see also: TRIFECTALY
Invitee
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Person blessed with the opportunity to attend and observe a TrifectaLy
meeting
2) Must take the obligatory oath before being allowed to participate in said
meeting
Invitee #1: Rachie
Invitee #2: Ilks
Invitee #3: April
see also: OATH; MEETING; TRIFECTALY
Lady and the Tramp
Origin: TrifectaLy, assisted by Nate
1) Madeline and Louise ; friends with Paris
2) Self-explanatory term
see also: CHILTON; PARIS
Louise Grant
Origin: GG
Sexpot; classmate of Rory, Tristan, Paris, Madeline
see also: CHILTON; LADY AND THE TRAMP
Madeline Lynn
Origin: GG
Ditz; classmate of Rory, Tristan, Paris, Louise
see also: CHILTON; LADY AND THE TRAMP
Mauling
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Act of slobbering (ie. "kissing") all over Rory
2) In reference to Love, Daisies, and Troubadours
see also: D---; DICK; DP; RORY GILMORE; EATING FACE (Ant.)
Meeting
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) A regularly scheduled social gathering of the members of the TrifectaLy
2) Time for the discussion of current ideas for fiction and art
3) Usually reverts to the topic of Nekkid Hotass
see also: HOTASS; NEKKID; TRIFECTALY
Mount
Origin: TrifectaLy
One of the many things Hotass does well (according to TrifectaLy)
see also: GYRATE; THRUST; HOTASS
Narcs
Origin: FF
1) Swear word which must never be used in same sentence as HA
2) The sworn enemy of all Fectas and Invitees
3) Target of Fecta bashing (but never on FF)
4) Asinine cult that foolishly believe Clueless and Dick are perfect together
see also: CLUELESS; DICK; FECTAS; FF; HA; INVITEES
Nekkid
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Hotass state of dress (or lack of) preferred by the TrifectaLy
2) Usually precedes "Hotass"; Ex: Happy Nekkid Hotass Thoughts
see also: OFFICIAL TRIFECTALY PIC
Oath
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) A sworn statement required of all invitees prior to joining a meeting
2) Must be recited word for word while staring at the Official TrifectaLy Pic
and swearing on Hotass's Rippling Abs
see also: INVITEE; MEETING; OFFICIAL TRIFECTALY PIC
Official TrifectaLy Pic
Enough said...!!!
Paris Gellar
Origin: GG
Classmate and rival of Rory for Hotass's rippling abs
see also: FRENCH SODA MONITOR
Pooh-lengther
Origina: TrifectaLy
Absurdly long fanfic with an incredible shrinking scrollbar
see also: DISSERTATION
PornoGraphic (PG)
Origin: Nathan, aka MrSchimpf
"Rating" used to describe most of the TrifectaLy thoughts/fics
Prick
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) TrifectaLy-appointed last name for D---
2) References... (DER!!)
see also: D---; DICK; DP
Project, The
Origin: TrifectaLy
A cooperative effort by all members of TrifectaLy in creating a Hotass/TrifectaLy
fic
see also: BOXERS; PG (PORNOGRAPHIC); TRIFECTALY
Punishment
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Subjection to a mauling by Dick Prick
2) Penalty for lying while swearing on Hotass's rippling abs
Ex: I swear on hotass's rippling abs that I love DP
see also: ABS; DICK; PRICK; HOTASS; OATH
Repellent / Repellant
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Last poster who drives away all other posters on the FF Trory thread
2) Honor usually held by The Corruptor or The Instigator
see also: CORRUPTOR; INSTIGATOR; FF; TRORY
Rippling
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Description of Hotass abs
2) Usually used in TrifectaLy swearing
Ex: I swear on Hotass's Rippling Abs
see also: ABS; HOTASS
Rory (Lorelai Leigh) Gilmore
Origin: GG
1) One of the Gilmore Girls
2) She who does not deserve any Tristan or HA b/c she chooses to Dick around
see also: CLUELESS
Smush
Origin: TrifectaLy
Preferred method of eliminating DP (best method by huge truck)
Ex: Dick needs to cross the street and... SMUSH!!!!!
see also: D---; DICK; DP
Spew
Origin: Invitee #3: April
1) Uncontrollable upchuck/squirting of liquid from the mouth
2) Usually brought on by a hilarious or massively DER comment or moment
3) Preferably done with water, although "dry spewing" has been known to occur (ie. Meg/The Tease)
Summerbitch
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Nickname for Summer; Slut
2) One who stupidly breaks up with Hotass
3) One who will do non-Hotasses while ignoring Hotass
4) One unworthy of Hotass affection (as if there are many who are, DER)
5) Undeserving object of Hotass Face Eating (Star-crossed Lovers and Other
Strangers, The Third Lorelai)
6) Skanky gerbil ho (Courtesy of Invitee #1: Rachie)
see also: EATING FACE; HOTASS
Tease, The
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) One who plays with minds by promising fic/art/etc but never fulfills promises
2) Female version of HA (lol)
3) Member of the TrifectaLy; position currently held by Meg
(aka Meegzi, Tigger, Tiggs)
Tease Info
see also: TRIFECTALY
Thrust
Origin: TrifectaLy
Another one of the many things Hotass does very well
see also: GYRATE; MOUNT; HOTASS
TrifectaLy, The
Origin: Heidi, Winnie, Meghan, Ly
Group dedicated to all things Hotass (nekkid or otherwise)
see also: TrifectaLy
see also: CORRUPTOR; INSTIGATOR; ILLUSIONIST; TEASE; MEETING
Tristan DuGrey
Origin: GG
1) Wealthy, sexy, hotshot of Chilton
2) 6' tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed perfection (with or without clothes)
3) One who has an unrequited thing for Rory, but a much requited thing
for all members of the TrifectaLy
see also: HA; HOTASS; OFFICIAL TRIFECTALY PIC; EATING FACE
Trory
Origin: FF
1) Person who worships the Hotass/Clueless/TrifectaLy relationship
2) Elder Trory -- One who can legally worship the HA/Clueless dynamic in
"PG" fashion
see also: FanForum, CLUELESS; HOTASS; PG
Twin
Origin: TrifectaLy
1) Long-lost newly discovered relationship between The Corruptor/Pooh and The Instigator/Diddleesquat/Hilda
2) Personal nickname shared between Pooh/Hilda
3) The sharing of age, graduation from Big 10 universities, similar romantic lives,
the nickname of "Fred," etc.
see also: CORRUPTOR; INSTIGATOR