It's not easy being a Tease.

You're probably asking what could possibly be so difficult about it? You bat your eyes, flirt, make a few broken promises - piece of hotass. You'd think wouldn't you? But unfortunately being a tease is a very lonely profession. Having to with stand the continual trust issues your friends have with you does not do wonders for your self esteem. Not to mention the endless ignoring of you that takes place because your fic/art/page/sharing of a certain pair of boxers is taking too long for their liking. (Forget the fact that you're fulfilling your job as the Tease in doing so. That doesn't seem to count for anything.) The feeling that everyone hates you, that you're constantly disappointing them all. All interminable struggles one must undertake when you're cast as the Tease.

But whining won't help the situation. You must look beyond all the negatives. Push your insecurities aside and let your arrogant, self-assured attitude shine brightly through. One of the upsides to being the Tease is being called the female equivalent of Hotass. Now there is an accolade, to say the least. Though I could never live up to Hotass standards, I do strive for the same prestige.

My abilities are astounding. You may find yourself begging for more art or fics...or anything for that matter. You don't think so? It will happen. All fall under my spell...it's merely a matter of time. I will promise you all the things you desire....but don't hold your breath.

Yes, being a Tease isn't easy...but someone's got to do it.